Ever thought that blogs might be better if they weren’t so… bloggy? Ever felt that web publishers who spend hours creating content only to litter their site designs with crap are missing a trick? We do too. It’s why we designed Zen Kitten, the simple, adorable WordPress theme to take home and snuggle up with today. You’re looking at it right now, and you can buy it now to download and use on your own site today.
Still reading? That’s fine too. We know you’re smart. You want all the details. You’ve already thought of 16 friends who’d love Zen Kitten but, just for kicks, you want to know our thoughts. Here are the types of people we think it’s for:
For web writers
Writing for the Web is hard. Visitors don’t care like they used to. And they don’t read like they did, either. They skim, flit, and dart about your pages looking for an exit. They exist in a world where clicking — not reading — is the plat du jour. If only you could ween them off it…
What you need is a theme that grabs visitors by their eye stalks. A theme that waves the most important thing on your site — your precious words — right in their slack-jawed faces. A theme where their single, solitary option is not to search desperately for a way out, but to read the damn copy you spent four hours hacking together over caffeine and crumpets. A theme like Zen Kitten. Buy it today. That’ll teach ‘em.
For Mac-loving minimalists
Life’s better when it’s simple and beautiful. Why shouldn’t your website reflect the other stuff that’s passed through your life? Your iMac, your MacBook, your iPad, the iPhone, iPhone 3G, iPhone4 and — heck — even the Apple TV you weren’t sure about but have since grown to love, cradle in your arms, and whisper to on cold nights. They each called to you; you bought them by following your heart, not following a cost-benefit analysis, feature list, or fad.
We think that Zen Kitten is perfect for people like you. People with a thirst for the pared-down-to-the-minimal and the not-quite-white. People in search of a better life; a more simple life. People who can’t help wonder when the iPhone 5 is due out.
For arty farty tarty types
Started a blog about Leonardo’s lost lasagne recipes? Like to craft short stories? Write erotic literature? Waffle on enthusiastically about Paris in the Spring? We already think you’re wonderful, but you’d be the cat’s pyjamas with Zen Kitten by your side.
For people much like you
Zen Kitten isn’t just for web writers, Mac addicts, art critics, and harlots. Whatever you publish online, we’re confident that Zen Kitten can improve all types of sites. Even yours.
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